Avast! It be Pirate Day!
In case you weren't in the know, today be national "Talk Like a Pirate Day" as dictated by the church of the flying spagetti monster. So don yer eye patch and shiver yer timbers. Take no prisoners and claim the water cooler or coffee machine for the greater good of all the scurvy retches aboard this ship sailing under the black flag. Arrrrgh!!