Girls and Gremlins

December 16th, 2010 - 2:20pm by Slye Fox

Barry Stinson (aka, Neil Patrick Harris) in "How I met your mother" relates how to prevent girls from becoming girlfriends. In which the rules are the same as gremlins.

  1. Never get them wet
    In other words, don't let her take a shower in your place.
  2. Keep them away from sunlight
    Don't ever see them during the day.
  3. Never feed them after midnight
    Meaning she doesn't sleep over and you don't have breakfast with her, ever.

All this time -- now I know what I've been doing wrong! ;)

December 17, 2010 - 12:39am
damncutekitty says:

Works on boys, too.