My dream "job" is in apparently in China.

October 9th, 2009 - 7:25pm by Slye Fox

According to this site, there's a clinic in Shangai that lends a "helping hand" (literally) to assist you in your donation. Up to 3 helping hand sessions per visit. The clinic is located at No 145 Shan Dong Zhong Lu, Ren Ji Hospital, Building 1, 7th FL, near Fu Zhou Lu, Shanghai, China -- and will then pay you RMB200 (US$30) for each donation. The only rules are that you become a Master of your Own Domain for 4 days prior to your stop in at the clinic and are of good quality. You're allowed to visit up to 5 times a month. Which would provide a monthly income of a little under $500. That's a reasonable salary in China. Buys a lot of rice.

Given I'm still looking for work, the concept is tempting. So how am I going to afford the plane ticket over? At least Sid already has a ton of facebook pug friends over there. I bet I can hitch a free room using his popularity and heritage. I could "work" at the clinic during the day and moonlight as a ninja in the evening. ;) I suppose the language barrier and the fact that there's no guarantee of accepting "white devil" donations are minor hindrances.

If only our clinics had that level of personal commitment. [sigh]

October 9, 2009 - 8:18pm
Jason says:

If you pay enough, they'll ship her here for you...

October 9, 2009 - 8:48pm
Zach says:

You want to give handjobs to Chinese dudes? O....kay.

October 9, 2009 - 9:15pm
Slye Fox says:

Um, no. That would be get paid to receive handjobs from Chinese ladies.