Sea Kittens for supper

January 21st, 2009 - 3:17pm by Slye Fox

Have you heard off this retardedness yet? PETA has a new campaign to keep us from eating fish by referring to them as "sea kittens". Okay, everyone's entitled to their opinion of eating critters, but PETA has just taken an eternal ride on the short bus with this one.

I, for one, will continue to consume the ocean's bounty because it's all delicious. As the billboard says:

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures -- right next to the mashed potatoes.

Or as Stephen Colbert says:

I'll stop eating sea kittens and start eating land fish.

Of course the internets are all over this and now all fish are commonly known as sea kittens (but only in reference to eating them). As in "pass the sea kitten", or "do you think the sea kitten needs more lemon?"

At tonight's Rockband Wednesday, we'll be paying tribute to this by making a pilgrimage to McDonalds for 30 or so "sea kitten" sandwiches for everyone to enjoy. Stay tuned for pics. ;) We'll see if the drive-through operator is up on their internet memes when we order sea kitten at the window. Now pass me my fillet-o-sea-kitten.

January 23, 2009 - 6:36pm
Kari says:

How do McDonald's Sea Kittens compare to Burger King's Sea Kittens? I say, "YUM!" to them all.