Sid's Morning Crotch Rubbies

January 12th, 2009 - 11:47am by Slye Fox

Here is Sid sprawling on the floor with his morning masturbation routine. Apparently the Berber carpet has just the right texture for instant crotch gratification. Every morning after exiting the bedroom kennel, Sid crawls across the floor in this funny fashion. Back and forth, to and fro.

It's now referred to as:

  • Sid's morning crotch rubbies
  • The boot scootin' boogie
  • The Stanley Steamer, choo choo

(Thank Bec for that last one) :)

January 12, 2009 - 5:33pm
lisianthia says:

So cute! I can't get the pics to enlarge though. :(

January 12, 2009 - 5:39pm
Slye Fox says:

They work here on goobertech. LJ doesn't allow the javascript that runs the pop-up enlargments.

January 12, 2009 - 5:41pm
lisianthia says:

You should totally post these in the randompictures LJ community. Masturbating pugs =good stuff.

January 12, 2009 - 5:46pm
Slye Fox says:

Lol - that smells like work though.

January 12, 2009 - 5:48pm
lisianthia says:

Just as easy as a Goobertech entry I'm sure.

January 12, 2009 - 9:46pm
Bill says:

better be careful sid, rugburn is a bitch.