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December 10th, 2008 - 1:42pm by Slye Fox

Yays! The integral part of my Karl Hungus costume for the Big Lebowski Birthday Blowout Bash is on it's way!

I love how the seller has incorporated every keyword into the title. (see above) Woot. It was the only blonde wig I could find for cheap that didn't have bangs, so it'll have to do.

In case you're clueless, I'll be Karl Hungus from The Big Lebowski. The German porn star who came to fix the cable.

"I came to fix the cable."

December 10, 2008 - 3:58pm
lonely_doll says:

He fixes the cable?

December 10, 2008 - 4:41pm
jwright_71673 says:

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey!

December 10, 2008 - 2:46pm
Slye Fox says:

And lays pipe. ;)

December 10, 2008 - 4:30pm
sterlingphoenix says:

Yay, I'm blacklisted again!

I think you need to just take 24.x.x.x out of there...

December 10, 2008 - 4:55pm
Slye Fox says:

Try it now. I've whitelisted all 24.x.x.x IP's

December 10, 2008 - 4:59pm
sterlingphoenix says:

It works now, yeah. NOW ALL OF COMCAST WILL TROLL YOU!!!

December 10, 2008 - 5:01pm
Slye Fox says:

Gah!! Oh Noes! I'll have to alert my army of pugs for protection.

December 10, 2008 - 5:02pm
sterlingphoenix says:

So that's why they changed their slogan to "Army of One".

December 10, 2008 - 4:37pm
lisianthia says:

This is going to be the most Awesome Party in the history of all Awesome Parties!

December 10, 2008 - 2:48pm
Slye Fox says:

I've no doubts about that at all! We'll need a case of Kahlua, a drum of half and half, and tanker of vodka.

December 10, 2008 - 2:50pm
lisianthia says:

How are you online? Phone?

December 10, 2008 - 2:52pm
Slye Fox says:

Magick - which will be even stronger when I wear my new wig.

(They're behind on shutting down the server today. It may go at any moment.)

December 10, 2008 - 2:54pm
lisianthia says:

Yes, the wig will render you omnipotent and invincible.