Seater Warmer Aliases

December 5th, 2008 - 12:05am by Slye Fox
Tags: car funny list

So Bec, Bob, and I are riding back from our Christmas Piano Party with Jon De Vaal. Bec asks Bob if he'd like his seat warmer on and I suggest an alternate name: "Butt Burner". Things went south quickly from there. Here's our list of aliases we come up with so far, what can you add?

  • Butt Burner
  • Seat Searer
  • Rump Roaster
  • Tush Torcher
  • Seat Simmerer
  • Glute Griller
  • Fanny Flamer
  • Cheek Charcoaler
  • Behind Brisket
  • Sphincter Singe-er
  • Colon Cooker
  • Intestine Incinerator
  • Rear Radiator
  • Posterior Potroaster
  • Backside Broiler
  • Fart Fryer
  • Anal Arson
December 5, 2008 - 12:25am
lisianthia says:

At least things didn't devolve to sex.

December 5, 2008 - 12:33am
Slye Fox says:

Oh, but they did and immediately skipped ahead to poo.

December 5, 2008 - 12:34am
lisianthia says:

You have mastered the art of the Quick Transition.

December 5, 2008 - 12:32am
Bec says:

Crotch Cremator

December 5, 2008 - 12:35am
Bec says:

Cheek Chapper

December 5, 2008 - 12:36am
Slye Fox says:

Bottom Boiler

December 5, 2008 - 12:48am
Slye Fox says:

Scrotum Scorcher
Penis Poacher

December 5, 2008 - 12:56am
Bec says:

Roundroast Rotisserie
Testicle Torch

December 5, 2008 - 1:17am
Bec says:

Fanny Foreman (as in grill)

December 5, 2008 - 1:21am
Slye Fox says:

Rosebud Roaster

December 5, 2008 - 12:35pm
Slye Fox says:

And things continued into the night with text messages back and forth:

Bec: The O-ring Oven
goobermaster: Tail Toaster
Bec: Cunt Cooker
goobermaster: Spam-purse Steamer
Bec: Pussy Percolator
goobermaster: Ball Boiler
goobermaster: Beaver Barbeque
Bec: Snatch Stove
goobermaster: Mound Melter
goobermaster: Wang Warmer
Bec: Murt Curtain Microwave
goobermaster: Vagina Vaporizer
goobermaster: Slot Sizzler
Bec: Slit Sauna
goobermaster: Bun Baker
Bec: Taint Toaster
Bec: Cooter Caliente

December 10, 2010 - 5:20pm
Jess #n says:

Johnson Au Jus