10 things I learned over the weekend...

November 17th, 2008 - 11:21am by Slye Fox

  1. Although there are many ways to prepare delicious bacon. Some work better than others. If it's in the oven, make sure the grease is contained and doesn't continuously drip into the fire and smoke out your entire party. Bacon Smog!
  2. On that note -- 4 pounds of bacon consumed in one day is just fine with me. :)
  3. Fried cheese really only works well with this variety. Fried cheddar -- not so nice.
  4. No need to bowl at the bowling alley so long as you sneak in your own booze. Hint -- bring girls who can hide contraband in their bottomless purses. ;)
  5. Rock Band works better under the influence of alcohol. Even Bon Jovi schools me until I've been re-energized by the Power of Beer which unleashes my secret gaming powers.
  6. Brunch is good any day at any time. 3 times in one weekend is not too many.
  7. Petron is clearly evil and brewed in hell. But oh so tasty... I'm sure I've yet to learn my lesson here.
  8. Pear Martinis are equally dangerous and taste a little too much like pear juice and not quite enough like vodka. Mmmm... arghghgrh... Disaronno and Pear Vodka...
  9. Pugs make good bacon degreasers. Lick away Sid...
  10. White Russians are way more tasty if sipped while quoting The Dude. (I'd imagine wearing a bathrobe would help too.)
November 17, 2008 - 12:03pm
bertine says:

wait, you had brunch THREE times in one weekend?

November 17, 2008 - 12:10pm
Slye Fox says:

At your party, Sunday "Brunch with Bob", and I'm counting brunch leftovers last night (Scotch Egg and Bacon).

November 17, 2008 - 12:13pm
bertine says:

ah! sometimes I do two brunches in one day but I am weird.

Those scotch eggs were so good. I had that and a chocolate crossiant for dinner last night. With OJ. (I have a lot of OJ left over).

November 17, 2008 - 1:29pm
sterlingphoenix says:

Yeesh. Get some haloumi cheese and fry it up. THEN talk to me about that bland scandinavian cheese.

November 17, 2008 - 7:28pm
The Pants says:

ROFL I totally just found my $22. :)

November 17, 2008 - 7:34pm
Slye Fox says:

Woot! That'll buy a big bottle of Kahlua.