Cutest Fairy Tale Ever.

November 13th, 2008 - 11:22pm by Slye Fox

Okay so friend, shewenttoitaly, posted this and I can't not re-post...
Warning - you will burst from cute overload if you watch this!
Don't say I didn't try to warn you. This adorable little French fille is clearly an ingredient in the world's sweetest muffin. Squee!

Once upon a time... from Capucha on Vimeo.

Transcript after the jump. :)

It was in the morning...
Winnie the Pooh and Tigger woke up and saw that the baby monkeys were gone!
and then the baby monkeys were lost!
in the trees.

What happened then?

They saw bats, they saw crocodiles, hippos, giraffes
They had taken a very long trip
They did not even take the train
And they saw a crocodile, they saw frogs, boxes with animals who are poor
who couldn't find their way
people who wanted to put in jail the animals who are poor
who didn't have anything to eat
they couldn't pay
they were in some frightening trees
with popotamus
hippos, crocodiles, monsters, ghosts!
Tigger jumped in the trees very high and he saw the monkeys.
He grabbed with his hand and he went back down with the monkeys.
And then...
Tigger and Winnie the Pooh were going into the woods to find some strawberries, but the witch did not agree at all!
because these were her strawberries!
So they fought, fought, and the lion won!
and he was the king
he had a helmet, a sword, and...

How do you say when you protect yourself?
a sheild

...a shield and magic powers!
And then, they saw many things, very pretty things.
There were flowers, the sun! the clouds! MANY things!
but there was something going amiss
because there was a crocodile who was sleeping in the grass...
and when you stepped on it, it would wake up and it would eat the babies!
So, something goes amiss again...
because the hippo is not in the water and he prefers to kill himself.
So the lion kills the hippo and they go to heaven, but the hippo didn't know
he didn't want to go to heaven
so he decided not to go to heaven, but the lion said "It's too late now!"
"You decided to be dead in heaven!"
And then, it was well deserved for the lion, because he had no more powers.
And then...
the power went to the popotamus and the hippo was allergic to magic
The hippo and the lion and the tiger
they got... spots, they got "chicken-box"
then, the "chicken-box" went to another animal
who was very bad
tremendously very bad
and it was a... mammoth!
Mammoth had claws!
Powers so that people are dead in heaven!
even the animals!
And then...
there was a lady who had a ring
like yours, but it was different because it was orange.
Then, the orange ring
it would go and kill all the witches
This way, people are peaceful and they can do whatever they want, and the kids as well.

Now it's over.