Woot! Fail. :(

October 24th, 2008 - 12:18am by Slye Fox
Tags: monkey toy woot

I watch Woot like a hawk. I've delighted in quite a few good deals as well. So how did I miss the awesomeness of flying screaming slingshot monkeys for two bucks?!?

Fail! I lose. :(

From Woot!:

The Color Of Monkey

Think you've got them all? Well, we just changed that! Yeah, we're always changin' stuff. We're crazy like that.

These Woot Screaming Monkeys are dressed in orange or purple, and man, can they scream! Like a newborn baby or your mom after you drop a brick on her foot. Don't test that, please. You should be respectful to your mom.

These monkeys can also fly across the room, or out of your office window and across the street. We've tested it. It really works. Nothing can relieve and increase stress at the same time like hitting your boss in the face with a monkey.

You know you want this little piece of Woot propaganda. People are still begging for the buckets. This is your shot at the big time. Get in on the ground floor.
Warranty: None!


  • Slingshot-like rubber arms
  • Professed 50-foot flight range
  • Majestic cape features equally majestic Woot logo
  • Screams like the souls of the damned stretching on the racks of Hades

October 24, 2008 - 9:25am
damncutekitty says:

OK I don't have any slingshot monkeys, but I do have a slingshot and I have a collection of stuffed monkeys. If it would make you feel better you can come over and play with them.

October 24, 2008 - 11:08am
Slye Fox says:

Oh I've got a plush monkey too, but he doesn't fly, scream, wear a cape or anything cool like that.

October 24, 2008 - 11:08am
Pants says:

I drop bricks on people's moms all the time and they don't scream. :P

October 24, 2008 - 8:12pm
Roxane says:

I missed the bag of crap, too many hits it jammed up. I was disappointed. poop!

October 26, 2008 - 8:47am
Rabbit says:

This wasn't the first time you missed them. I think this is the fourth time. They have them in every woot-off.