The Clever Professor

July 21st, 2008 - 10:40pm by Slye Fox
Tags: funny joke

Have you heard this one yet?

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.

"I would do *anything* to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully
into his eyes.

"I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...*anything*."

He returns her gaze. "Anything?"

"*Anything*."

His voice softens. "*Anything*??"

"*Anything*."

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...*study*?"

Ha ha -- were you hoping it would go somewhere else? ;)

July 24, 2008 - 12:21am
Pants says:

Have you heard THIS one?

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt? Lipstick, on a good day.

HA!

July 24, 2008 - 12:50am
Slye Fox says:

Ha -- that is funny. :) Dammit, I've no kilts.

(You've no idea the "research" I had to surf through to find the pic for this post.)