Don't let the children mix martinis.

April 14th, 2008 - 11:57pm by Slye Fox

In case you haven't seen this one pop up at the right:

"You shouldn't let children mix the martinis. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth."

— Fran Lebowitz

And pugs neither for that matter...

April 18, 2008 - 9:17pm
Karebear says:

Nor Shar Pei's, Schnoodles, or Chihuahuas...they eat all the olives.