Best Business Card Ever!

April 11th, 2008 - 11:33pm by Slye Fox

Alright, I'm gonna blatantly rip this off -- cause it's that damn clever.

May I present my new business card:

USED CARS -- LAND -- WHISKEY -- MANURE -- NAILS
FLY SWATTERS -- RACING FORMS -- BONGOS
GOOBERTECH ENTERPRISES Un-Ltd.
R. P. FUCHS, President
Wars Fought
Revolutions Started
Assassinations Plotted
Governments Run
Uprisings Quelled
Stud Service
Tigers Tamed
Bars Emptied
Computers Verified
Orgies Organized