Ultimate Beer Temperature Measurement System
Okay -- get over the whole boobies-business. Let's pretend for the moment that we're civilized and live in Europe.
With the dawn of the new home-bar, I'm thinking I need one of these installed to make sure my Rauschbier is ready for drinking.
To be scientific about it, one should probably have a chart on the wall for comparison, too. ;) (And of course said chart will require some more online research.)
fyi -- (NSFW)
It's clear the beer on the left is ready to go. Put the other one back in the fridge.
This clever bit scored from Ultimate Beer Quest.