2 beers a day keeps the doctor away.
CHEERS TO REMEMBERING!: Study in rats suggests long-term, moderate consumption of alcohol improves recall of both visual and emotional stimuli.
There! Proven with science. I don't want to hear anymore about the beer in the fridge cause I'm working on improving my memory dammit. Kill 10 brain cells -- grow 12 more.
Now I wonder if they need any research assistants.