Morning Athiest Goat

September 20th, 2007 - 11:06am by Slye Fox

Ha! It's me in the morning -- only replace the bathrobe with underwear. How'd they get my picture?


What should you do if you find an Athiest?


If you find an Athiest in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Athiest are often grumpy and bitter and will lash
out at children or they may even try to trick you into
neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for
these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

I'll show 'em some "advanced witnessing techniques" -- like monkey steals the peach. Witness that!

September 20, 2007 - 2:43pm
Jen says:

From the atheists I know, eh hem, I have to agree with the "think they've got it all figured out," and "are often grumpy and bitter." I'm not sure that the caffeine helps though! I have noticed that most are fond of ninjas but I doubt they could actually "steal a peach." In any case, it's best to just ignore them unless you've got a cup of coffee to spare, it might make being around them a little more tolerable ;)

September 20, 2007 - 3:02pm
Slye Fox says:

They do have it all figured out. Caffeine may not always be enough -- true. Sometimes pie is needed too. Mmmmm, pie.