Morning Athiest Goat
September 20th, 2007 - 11:06am by Slye Fox
Ha! It's me in the morning -- only replace the bathrobe with underwear. How'd they get my picture?
What should you do if you find an Athiest?
If you find an Athiest in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!
You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!
Athiest are often grumpy and bitter and will lash
out at children or they may even try to trick you into
neglecting God's Word.
Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for
these grouches. Let the adults handle them.
I'll show 'em some "advanced witnessing techniques" -- like monkey steals the peach. Witness that!