Bald Britney Bares Bushlessness
Apparently Britney has decided that Jessica is garnering too much attention by offing herself with pills and methodone. Time to take back the spotlight by shaving her head. Clearly the news of the Fuchs-brothers' new look has hit Hollywood and she's trying to fit in.
And since we've all unfortunately got the image of her bald cooter* etched into our brains already, not wearing undies whilst out bopping with strippers won't cut it anymore. My god - it's hard to say who's topping the skank list: Britney, Paris or Lindsey. With the onslaught of crotch shots, coke lines and debauchery galore, celeb rags are even starting to get sick to their stomachs. Well maybe not, but they're certainly not lack for gossip stories.
* Click at your own risk - don't say I didn't warn you!
And what the hell is wrong with CNN that they're still stuck on the whole Simpson mess? I mean, damn - enlisting your boobies in the god-awful Dukes of Hazzard** does not make you a worthwhile celebrity anymore than Ron Jeremy's attempt at re-fame with reality cable TV. Why are we still hearing about death theories. Who cares? Did Princess Di get this much attention? Let the silly blonde rest in peace and let's get on with life.
** What the hell was Willy thinking by signing up for this? Did he see this as a large pot-legalization-scheme?