A toothy horoscope
This week's horoscope from the City Pages is a good healthy chuckle. Too good to pass up recording for prosperity...
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22):
In a Village Voice piece on New Yorkers' New Year's resolutions, Allison Sommers testified that she aspired to "recognize joy when it bites me in the ass." That so happens to be your main assignment during this season of love, Leo. It shouldn't be too hard: The bliss coming your way will not be of the elusive, ephemeral variety. It's got teeth and won't be in the least shy about using them. Happy Valentine Daze!