That's Reverend Ryan to you

October 13th, 2006 - 5:19pm by Slye Fox
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Ha - I'm now an ordained minister. Cause I can - damn, the internet's a cool place. So now as Reverend Ryan, I've been granted the following...


As a minister with the ULC, its own denomination, you are granted the following rights:

  • To perform marriages within your state, following the rules laid out by the state in which you wish to perform said marriage.
  • To perform funerals, baptisms, last rites or any other sort of legal ceremony or ritual you wish to perform, except circumcision.
  • To start a church of your own, be it a bricks and mortar building or on the internet.
  • To absolve others of their sins as you have been absolved of yours.

I'm liking the "start my own church" bit. We'll definitely involve ninjas and pirates somehow and use beer for the eucharist. :)

And I've been ordained on Friday the 13th no less. :) :)

October 26, 2006 - 5:29pm
Anonymous says:

you are too cool my ordained friend! How weird that you could marry me off... *giggle* can I please be the first official member of the church? does it mean I can wear a sexy pirate girl outfit??
xoxo-toni