Made me laugh...

September 15th, 2004 - 7:25pm by Slye Fox

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

The woman, fuming, goes to the back of the bus, sits down and says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off. I'll hold your monkey."