Woman bites off man's tongue during kiss

June 17th, 2004 - 2:40pm by Slye Fox

Did you see this in the Trib today? Laughed my ass off after seeing the headline in the airport. Had to borrow the metro section on the plane to read up on it. Very hard to contain my mirth. Bet that guy's gonna be nervous the next time a gal swoops in for a smooch.

Passionate Woman Bites Off Boyfriend's Tongue While Kissing

ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) — A St. Paul woman who became frightened Wednesday morning when her boyfriend squeezed her too tightly while they kissed ended up biting off part of his tongue, police said.

"I guess I bit down too hard," the woman told officers, explaining that she has been victimized by men.

The woman, who is 43, was arrested for assault and could be charged Thursday in Ramsey County, investigators said.

The man who was bitten, who is 47 and also from St. Paul, walked with the woman from her home to a restaurant, where they called police around 3:10 a.m. He was taken to Regions Hospital (search), where he was treated and released.

Officers went to the woman's home to look for the tongue, but they couldn't find it.

The woman, who had been drinking with her boyfriend, told them she doesn't remember what happened to the end of his tongue. Police estimate that it measured about 1.5 inches.

She might have swallowed it, the woman said.

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June 18, 2004 - 9:27am
Bill C says:

Ewwww. She swallowed the tongue? I think I feel my breakfast coming up. Wait, if a French kiss involves tongue, would a Dahmer kiss involve eating the tongue? Just some FOOD for thought. Hehehe