The Dangers of Oral Sex

May 11th, 2004 - 6:11pm by Slye Fox

Oh my Fucking God -- I'm still laughing my ass off. Did you know that your tongue is a depository for soul sucking demons? Well read up, boys and girls, lest your fate be damned by to much genital/mouth contact...

... Recent studies in Creation Science show us that oral sex can be extremely dangerous! We know this to be a fact. For those of you young people who have not yet been to Bible College, and are reading this article, "oral sex," means the placement of a hoochie or a tallywhacker into a human mouth. ...

Damn - I'm going to hell for sure, now. ;)

Not like I wasn't already living in perpetual purgatory anyway. :evil:

May 11, 2004 - 9:31pm
Rabbit says:

"enormous penises have bigger holes, allowing for a greater number of demons to gain entrance, which is why black men commit so much crime"