Gold Spandex Pants

February 19th, 2004 - 3:29pm by Slye Fox
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Having trouble typing, still trying not to burst out in giggles at work and alerting fellow co-workers to my procrastination. Thanks to the Smartypants for showing her readers this small internet morsel. Warning -- prepare yourself and try not to pee your pants. When ready, click here...

Gold Spandex with Sweaters

Don't say I didn't warn you. Either this Leslie gal is incredibly stiff, (like Julia Child), and unwittingly snaps back to the same pose every time she puts another one of her sweaters on or she shouldn't rely so much on photoshop. It's not hard to imagine creating your own Leslie paper dolls where you can mix and match your own sweater designs to go with those fabulous flab-accenting golden stretch pants. You could even move beyond sweaters and design some leather bondage gear or valkyrie outfits and have fun little stick puppet plays with Leslie as the heroine. Who shall she punish today?

Sorry -- getting a little carried away. But thanks to Leslie for today's chuckle of the day.

February 19, 2004 - 3:40pm
Slye Fox says:

Really - she should try a little smile or wink or something. How about just flipping the shots horizontally for visual interest. And are those the only damn pants she owns?