The Coolest Things Ever
And now for a list of very cool things. Consider yourself awesome if you find yourself listed. (Order of items may or may not reflect relative coolness.)
Of course any of these cool items in any combination with another would be considered ultra-cool. For example, pirate-ninjas or spy-monkeys.
There may be more, but this is a good start. Just doing my part to keep the ignorant up to date.